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Small Pharma                        ©2017 Robert George

 

He got a university PHD

In chemistry

Came home and was employed

As a drive-thru droid

Tried to relax

His achin’ back

Took expensive pills to cure his ills

Nuthin’ worked but now

He grows somethin’ that will

 

Small pharma

It’s good for what ails you

Small pharma

When Rite-Aid fails you

It’s what they call karma

When your frazzled nerves

Get what they deserve

Fate has made a local man a medic

Now he sells a yokel anesthetic

He’s small pharma

 

He’s sowin’ seed and growin’ weed

Yeah, it’s guaranteed

Just a couple o’ tokes

Your pain goes up in smoke

It’s smart to avoid

An opioid

All those pills you popped

But the pain ain’t stopped

No sweat, don’t fret

His field will yield

A whole new crop

 

Small pharma

It’s good for what ails you

Small pharma

When Rite-Aid fails you

It’s what they call karma

When your frazzled nerves

Get what they deserve

Fate has made a local man a medic

Now he sells a yokel anesthetic

He’s small pharma

 

You might git hooked on Oxy

But hey, what’s the point

If your joints are swollen

Smoke a big fat joint

 

Small pharma

It’s good for what ails you

Small pharma

When Rite-Aid fails you

It’s what they call karma

When your frazzled nerves

Get what they deserve

Fate has made a local man a medic

Now he sells a yokel anesthetic

He’s small pharma

 

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