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Monte

A funny song I wrote

I don't want a critique on it, I'm doing it as a joke. Although I did send it in to a songwriting contest...I hope you find it amusing.

"I Can't Find A Roll Blues"

Woke up this mornin', Had to take me a dump

So I went in the bathroom, and I sat right on down

And when I was done, I looked all around

And then I realized a roll couldn't be found

(chorus)

So I'm stuck here,

Oh, man I'm stuck here

stuck here on the toilet

with the I Can't Find A Roll Blues

Got the shower curtain, this magazine too

this rug on the floor, not sure what to do

Don't really wanna, have to use my hand

I can't call for help, 'cause there's nobody around

(Chorus)

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OK, I'll put it in Artists Cafe then.

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OK, I'll put it in Artists Cafe then.

Thanks. I'd forgotten about the Artist's Cafe.

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You should call yourself "Screamin' Jay Monte." wink.gif

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Hi Monte,

I could have sworn that I replied to this. :unsure:

I found it both amusing :) and bemusing :huh: and for the same reasons.

This reminded me of my own roll blues feelings when my wife never thinks about putting out the extra roll after she’s done using a few sheets of the stuff. <_<

And she’s always telling me to conserve on Kleenex because I blow my nose too much. :angry:

Jeezzzz!!! You’d think that this paper had the same value as the Dead Sea scrolls or something. :o:D

Why can’t you women be more considerate? :lol:

I can hear the flack already. :rolleyes:B)

Good one. :)

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haha this definitely made me laugh! I woulda loved a twist at the end like

"Just as i flushed and was gonna leave

I realized oh god i have to pee

In my rush i forgot to lift the seat

just another mess i won't clean"

lol but you did a really good job!

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Well done Monte. Rock and roll? It's good to see an a songwriter who's not full of ****! Rob.

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