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Q: What's the last book you read to the end?

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The Snowman by Jo Nesbo.

Question: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Christmas?

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A: Another dysfunctional family get together.

Q: Is it comfort or lack of ambition that keeps you where you are ?

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A frightening panoply of mixed messages and overlapping images. Things like Baby Jesus sitting on Santa's lap and reindeer landing in the mall parking lot. My family's always there so it's ok.

Whoa! Pigs are flying! Bruce beat me to it!

Q: Is it comfort or lack of ambition that keeps you where you are ?

Lack of ambition is comfortable once you come to accept it.

Q: Where will you be this Christmas?

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Whoa! Pigs are flying! Bruce beat me to it!

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Q: Where will you be this Christmas?

A: If all goes according to plan....passed out drunk

Q: What's the one gift you always wanted for Christmas, but never got ?

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A: You :( (The girl i like)

Q: Eaten by lions or freeze to death?

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Freeze to death. I hear you drift off to sleep before the lights go out forever.

Q: What is the best advice your mother gave you?

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Q: What is the best advice your mother gave you?

Keep looking forward.

Question: Mayo, mustard, or ketchup... or like me, all three?

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I don't do ketchup, but mayo and mustard are fine.

Question: What do you find attractive?

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Men with white hair and British accents. (Fishing again, are we?)

Q: What do you find unattractive?

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Q: What do you find unattractive?

Arrogance and b.o./bad breath!

Question: Rare, Medium, Well-done?

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I like to find that rare woman that has a medium knowledge of sex and once we're through, she says well done.

Q: Sunbathing alone on a sun swept beach or snuggled together under the blankets with the one on a cold winters night ?

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Q: Sunbathing alone on a sun swept beach or snuggled together under the blankets with the one on a cold winters night ?

I'm going to have to go with snuggling, but sunbathing sounds nice, too....

Question: Do you see life as a song or a movie?

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Probably as a song. Movies are usually too unbelievable but songs can get right to the heart of things.

Q: Who was your biggest influence, growing up?

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Who was your biggest influence, growing up?

A: The Beatles - musically and otherwise

Q: What famous person have you met?

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A good number of years ago (1993) I had the chance to shake hands and chat a bit while working along side with Jimmy Carter as he was here in town with tool belt and hammer in hand working on a Habitat For Humanity project.

Although some may not share in this, but what a amazingly great leader you Americans had in President Jimmy Carter. wink.gif

Q: If you had a chance to produce a "Reality" based tv show, what would it be about ?

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Jimmy Carter - The finest, most decent man to occupy the Oval Office in my lifetime. I'm a huge fan - then and now.

A: Maybe a show about average people auditioning their ideas for a movie. The winner gets to see his movie produced and played worldwide.

Or, for something really different, I could get a bunch of intelligent people to cohabit for a year.

Q: Do you like to dance?

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I don't mind dancing - it's the subsequent ridicule I don't like :(

Q: What item in your wardrobe should really be in the garbage, but you keep because you don't want to part with it?

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A black evening gown that will never look good on me again, no matter how many sit ups I do or miles I run on my treadmill.

Q: Who would like to meet and have dinner conversation with?

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Q: Who would like to meet and have dinner conversation with?

A: I'm a huge fan of Lady Gaga's. I'd love to have dinner and talk with her. She's brilliant and funny and interesting.

Q - What's an...idiocyncracy/eccentricity of yours?

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A - What's an...idiocyncracy/eccentricity of yours? Chewing on straws. I've started chewing on gum but it's just not the same.

Q- Who created the creator?

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A - What's an...idiocyncracy/eccentricity of yours? Chewing on straws. I've started chewing on gum but it's just not the same.

Q- Who created the creator?

A - The Creator didn't need creating. "As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen."

Q - Why do you ask?

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I'll answer for him (because that's how this works) - I'll assume he asked so that someone could point out that human beings did.

Question: Which pagan symbol used at Christmas (Yule) is your favourite?

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Question: Which pagan symbol used at Christmas (Yule) is your favourite?

The holly.

Question: What is your favorite mystery show/series and why?

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A: I know it's old, but Murder She Wrote. I guess because main character Jessica is a warm sort to watch. I'm always rooting for her! :) I never really know "who dun it", I just like seeing who's doing something underhanded at the moment.

Q: What's the most annoying habit you've formed?

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A: Chronic cynicism

Q: Which one of "Murphy's Laws" would you be affected by the most ?

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Judging by my efforts to upload a video yesterday, if anything can go wrong, it will.

Question: What are you currently procrastinating about?

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Question: What are you currently procrastinating about?

A: Perhaps I'm procrastinating about posting a pompous pop song on the prestigious and prolific instrumental forum for possible preview and provenance from the populace of peers pertaining and particular to this site for their profound ponderings........but first I need to go pee.

Q: What would you consider to be the perfect breast size for a woman ?

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Hold on, I'll go and ask her! .. :lol:

Question: What makes you angry?

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Unfairness

Question: What is your favorite time of the day?

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Question: What is your favorite time of the day?

Sunset.

Question: Team Jacob or Edward?

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Neither, I hate Twilight.

Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood?

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Neither. I love music....cool.gif

Q: What was one of your last " I should have said...." post argument thoughts ?

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Jesus, you're a bitch and if I didn't need this job I'd set your hair on fire.

Q: What will your dying wish be?

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Q: What will your dying wish be?

Only one?

Question: How many items are on your bucket list?

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1,876,683 - and if I don't get off this board anytime soon. I'll never get to them.

Q: Do you tend to exaggerate at times ?

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Q: Do you tend to exaggerate at times ?

Never!

Question: Could ya, would ya, ain't ya gonna, if I asked you, would ya wanna be my baby tonight?

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I think you'd be much happier with someone else.

Q: What is your favorite flavor of potato chip?

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Q: What is your favorite flavor of potato chip?

Lay's BBQ (not baked) or Sour Cream and Onion

Question: Who is the Muser you'd most like to meet and why?

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I'm sure you and some others remember him, I would like to meet up with D C W, though he hasn't been around for awhile, I always found what he had to say as intriguing and interesting, and I'm sure he had more say then what he would allow himself to do on this site. I hope he's doing well.

Q: On a futon or couch ?

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Q: On a futon or couch ?

A couch is sturdier! ;)

Question: Look to the right. What do you see?

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A couch is sturdier! wink.gif

and at a handy ergonomically opportune height biggrin.gif
Question: Look to the right. What do you see?

A: You. cool.gif

Q: Have you ever made love by the dashboard lights ?

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Q: Have you ever made love by the dashboard lights ?

No; it's on my bucket list.

Question: What's the most frustrating book-to-movie adaptation you love to hate?

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Probably Stephen King's "The Stand"

Q: If you were marooned on a deserted island, who would you want to be marooned there with?

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Q: If you were marooned on a deserted island, who would you want to be marooned there with?

A: Seeing that I wouldn't know for how long or how much food would be available, probable with someone who is quite obese.

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FUFF...FUFF....FUFF....FUFF....

Q: Siberian tiger, or African lion ?

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If I was in Siberia, a Siberian tiger. If I was in Africa, an African lion. If I was marooned on a desert island, neither. Unless I was armed and very hungry.

Q. Why are we here?

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Q. Why are we here?

To provide living proof that the Gods must be CRAZY! :P

Question: Have you ever seen the rain?

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Yes, as it hits my windshield. In fact, I've paid more attention to it than what was beyond it.

Q: Have you ever been injured in a car accident?

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Q: Have you ever been injured in a car accident?

Yes. I don't recommend it, though.

Question: Can you play the hurdy gurdy?

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Question: Can you play the hurdy gurdy?

A: No, but I'm sure if you hum a few bars, I might be able to fake it.

Q: What's one thing you'd like to accomplish, but just haven't been able to, up till now ?

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