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The Person Below Me 5

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The person below me is watching men's figure skating at the Olympics right now.

Nope, I prefer football's tight ends.

The person below me needs a haircut.

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And a shave, but all I got is 24 cents.

The person below me enjoys receiving a handwritten letter

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The person below me enjoys receiving a handwritten letter

Always.

The person below me has a thing for someone in a uniform.

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The person below me has a thing for someone in a uniform.

Sign me up, Sarge.

The person below me would leave if the aliens would take him/her with them.

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The bags are packed.

The person below me needs a compass to to tell which way is north.

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Only during the day... the stars are fine at night. The Sun can be confusing.

The person below me has something on their mind.

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Oh, I have a whole lot racing around up there. I'm counting on you to get me focused. :P

The person below me wishes they would bring bustles back.

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The person below me wishes they would bring bustles back.

No, my ass is bootylicious enough as is, thank you very much.

The person below me likes mutton chops.

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Mutton Chops ? Maybe 40 years ago, though I get a good chuckle out of the British slang term for them "bugger's grips" :lol:

The person below me still has all their school pictures.

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The person below me still has all their school pictures.

I'm sure Mom does...

The person below me can't help but dance to the oldies.

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The person below me can't help but dance to the oldies.

Sure do!

The person below me talks to him/herself, too.

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Some of the most fascinating debates I've been in, have been with myself. ;)

The person below me is eccentric enough, that they don't care if other people think that they are eccentric.

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The person below me is eccentric enough, that they don't care if other people think that they are eccentric.

That's what everyone says, but screw them. I love my 374 teapots and matching cozies.

The person below me has a beautiful complexion.

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You're too kind.

The person below me has been to an opera.

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Already got my tickets for Carmen

The person below me is capable of doing something that would surprise a lot of people.

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The person below me is capable of doing something that would surprise a lot of people.

You have no idea.

The person below me had a nice brisk walk this morning.

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Yes, through the mall in search of a pair of jeans that might actually look good on me.

The person below me has an idea for the next great religion.

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I'm working on it .. not quite got the marketing plan in place yet though.

The person below me is going to tell us why life is good :)

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Because it's not bad?

The person below me fantasizes about winning the lottery.

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And all the ways I can give it away.

The person below me has cross-dressed.

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And all the ways I can give it away.

The person below me has cross-dressed.

Ok, you got me...but it was Halloween, I swear!

The person below me sometimes has microwave popcorn for breakfast.

-J

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Can't say that I have, but that idea is not too far fetched, when you consider most cold cereals are made from cornmeal. :blink:

The person below me has an itch that can't be scratched

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Well, no, but my friend could use some assistance.

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The person below me has a favorite piece of jewelry.

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I don't do a lot of jewelry, but I do have a silver bangle that I have worn since I was about 15 and that I wear to remind me of my hippy youth (I left home at 16).

The person below me likes being out in the dark

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Especially on a warm summer night, with no city lights in view.

The person below me will now quote one of his/her favorite lines from a hit song.

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The person below me will now quote one of his/her favorite lines from a hit song.

I got my pencil, gimme something to write on!

The person below me swears like a sailor.

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What the **** you're talking about ?

The person below me fluffs, in place of farting.

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What the **** you're talking about ?

The person below me fluffs, in place of farting.

Are somethings not secret any more?!

The Person below me has seen a ghost.

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not really but I do keep looking.

The person bellow me is mad at me for something but can't remember what it is.

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The person bellow me is mad at me for something but can't remember what it is.

Nah.

The person below me has never died his/her hair.

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No, never have, though as I get older it seems to be changing colour on it's own, what's that Grateful Dead song ? "Touch of Grey" tongue.gif

The person below me much prefers wearing sandals to shoes.

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The person below me much prefers wearing sandals to shoes.

Of course.

The person below me just loves a good old fashioned loaded baked potato.

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Gees Sarah I almost shot my morning coffee through my nose when I first saw you new avatar picture, you look like one my sisters. biggrin.gif

The person below me just loves a good old fashioned loaded baked potato.

A nice Russet, baked firm but soft, with crispy skin, sliced opened, with butter, a dash of salt and pepper, sour cream, chives, grated Cheddar Cheese and sprinkled with bacon bits ....mmmmm....skin and all. Which is what I had for dinner last night.

The person below me has experienced a few premonitions.

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Well, my teachers told me I'd come to no good. Does that count? :lol:

The person below me could use a few days away to relax

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Well, of course.

The person below me communes with nature :)

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It was only ONE sheep! I should never have told you! :lol:

The person below me like to take risks

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Yes, but not with my life.

The person below me is untidy with his/her nail clippings.

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The person below me is untidy with his/her nail clippings.

I let them collect dust in the trashcan.

The person below me has fallen down the stairs recently.

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Well actually I had tripped while running up a set of stairs, does that count?

The person below me was once summon for jury duty

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The person below me was once summon for jury duty

Yup!

The person below me keeps meticulous records.

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Oh, I keep records, but they are FAR from meticulous! (and I don't mean LP's) ;)

The person below me has a funny accent

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The person below me has a funny accent

Non-Midwesterners sometimes think so!

The person below me likes a little juice with her vodka.

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The person below me has a funny accent

Non-Midwesterners sometimes think so!

The person below me likes a little juice with her vodka.

I object to being called a woman but you have to mix vodka with something its awful straight!

The person below me dazzles in a cocktail dress

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I object to being called a woman but you have to mix vodka with something its awful straight!

I disagree, but then, maybe that's why I can't drink it anymore? :(

The person below me dazzles in a cocktail dress

I assume you're intending a female to respond to this, and yes I clean up good!

The person below me knows what the cat's meow really is.

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I assume you're intending a female to respond to this, and yes I clean up good!

The person below me knows what the cat's meow really is.

It's what wakes me up at 2 a.m. outside my bedroom window.

The person below me has gone naked in public.

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The person below me has gone naked in public.

Yep.

The person below me has a flare for design.

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I don't usually show people my flares, but since you asked ..

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I don't only use them for design, though :)

The person below me likes to be busy

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As busy as a beaver, dam it.

The person below me has an superfluous nipple

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The person below me has an superfluous nipple

Nope, just have the two.

The person below me just spent a lovely day outside!

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I did! My dog loved it too.

The person below me has returned after a prolonged absence.

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