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A plumber's helper

Is learning his trade

Repairing the pipes

So he gets paid

Next Topic: Relaxation

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Relaxation's overrated

Benefits are quite inflated

Concentration wins the race

Relaxation second place

Next topic: Guava Shake

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Ice, guava, milk, ice cream

It's the drink of dreams

Sweating face, parched throat

Guava shake, save me

Next topic: Wish upon a star

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I've never made a wish upon a star

That to my eye is very far

But I marvel at the sight

Of it's brightly shining light

And think if I traveled to the place

Where it existed in outer space

There would be nothing left to find

To satisfy the questions in my mind

Next Topic: Heat

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Welcome to hell,

Come into my lair.

Candy dish full,

But better beware.

I've souls to be stolen,

Quotas allotted.

Tricks turn to treats,

Just sign on the dotted.

Only a costume?

Or the real thing?

Gotta think twice,

Which doorbell you ring.

Topic: Last Stop

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Politics suck

On both sides of the aisle

There is no solution

The situation is vile

Next Topic: Assholes in the Media

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Just an opinion,

Wrapped in a smirk.

Take no prisoners attitude,

And for a while, it works.

Then, under the microscope,

A different world is seen.

No truth behind the hype,

Only a circus of fleas.

Topic: Planned Obsolescence

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Planned obsolescence

Such sophisticated words

But the current trajectory

Leaves us swimming in turds

Next Topic: Adiós Obama!!!

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Adiós Obama!!!

Weaponize pastrami!!!

Idolize a llama!!!

Interject a fried double whammy!!!

 

 

Topic: Ghost Town

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A ghost town of ideology
Sits on a legacy dead
Built on weakness & lies
Nothing more needs to be said

 

 

Next Topic:  Crack baby

 

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Has this seriously been dormant for eight months?     Hopefully it's just because the topic was off-putting and not because the lyric writers aren't in to putting in a little exercise.

 

I'll dust this off.

 

CRACK BABY

 

Let's have a talk about original sin

Looks like nobody knows where to begin

The sins of the father, the mother, the world

The blame on the baby, all sadly unfurled

 

 

Next topic: The Best Dog On The Street

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The best dog on the street
Eats Alpo & Purina
Marks his territory on the telephone pole
And laughs like a Hyena

 

 

 

 

Next Topic:  A Kook with the Nuke

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