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THIS GAME IS CALLED "RHYMES"

How to play: Write a verse(s) around the topic provided in the previous post. There are no restrictions on length, structure or rhyme scheme.

Don't forget to add your own topic for the next person.

To continue where SIB left off (I think :blink: )

My favorite yogurt

Sweet and healthy

A lil red a lil white

No detectable kelp-y

Next Topic: Sneaky Love

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Can't get enough of sneaky love

I love to love by stealth

But screwing married woman

Has been murder on my health

Topic: Kefir

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Not knowing what this kefir was

I learned it with a cringe

The thought of what that stuff will do

Once my bowels unhinge

next topic: SUV's

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went to buy a suv

didnt have enough money

so I drive a minivan

pretend i can

next topic: cactus

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Soldier in a barren land

Of arid soil and stony sand

In faded green and desert tan

Holds a bright bloom in his hand

Topic: Garden

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A garden on my balcony

Some flowers set in tubs

In summer, floral alchemy

In winter, hardy shrubs.

Topic: Family

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They come every Christmas with children in tow

Inlaws and cousins we barely know

They devour our dinners, take over our beds

We jump through their hoops and stand on our heads

We buy them all gifts though they bring us none

We're broke but elated to see them go home

Topic: Sundial

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This sundial won't tell the time

I don't know what to do

It must be well past midnight

You said "Be home by two"

Topic: Smoke alarm

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My baby loves me

Yeah, my beby loves me

My baby don't do me no harm

And when my baby loves

Yeah, he really loves me

Sets off the smoke alarm

Topic: Covered in silk

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Covered in silk

A graceful coccoon

Hear her rustle

'Cross the room

Feel her warmth

Soft and near

Hear her whisper

In your ear

Topic: Switch

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Hit the switch, make it dark

Look for some small spark

Listen for the sound of a bell

A sign, that all is fine and well

A signal that is loud and clear

We are safe, nothing to fear

Smash the lock, crack the door

Ignore the sights that abhor

The enemy has been crushed

We're no longer hushed

Make our way to the pasture

For we celebrate our rapture

Next Topic

Ecstasy

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No self, no mind

Half-deaf, half-blind

All stress, so tense,

Released, dispensed

Your mouth, your touch,

Enough, too much

Relax and rest

Feel loved and blessed.

Topic: Energy

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Listless and lazy

My mind is quite hazy

Still drunk from a night on the town

If nobody minds

I'll just take my time

'Til my energy comes back around

Topic: They can't all be gems

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They can't all be gems

It mostly depends

On our mood and the state of our minds

They can't all be great

When we wait up to late

And get rude when the lady unwinds

Topic: One hour

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One hour to go

Not a minute to spare

I must take a shower

And blow dry my hair

Put on my makeup

Find something to wear

Why do I bother?

Am I going somewhere?

Topic: Dead plant

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Dead plant stares in accusation

Over-fed or dehydration?

Doesn't matter to the plant

It would stare - but dead, it can't.

Topic: Darkness

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Let's turn out the lights

In the darkness we'll shine

Hey! Am I touching yours or

Am I touching mine?

Topic: Pea Soup

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Pea soup is a type of fog

It's also the name of my dog

I'm not saying he's dumb

Yes, he is thick, but my chum

Topic: Barefoot

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Shoes are for horses

My Daddy would say

As he walked around barefoot

Through horse**** and hay

But I have learned better

To his great dismay

I wear his old socks

On barn cleaning day

Topic: Shut-up!

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Shut up! Tais-toi! Fermez la bouche!

Or I will frappe you in la mouche!

Be quiet, France, or you will see

Americans will call frites free!

Topic: Jonny One Lung

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Jonny one lung

What a punk

Greasy hair and

Full of gunk

Looks like sh*t and

Smells like funk

Keeps his stash

Locked in a trunk

He's playing with an Irish band

Skinny pants, guitar in hand

Jonny one lung

Has his fans

Guys like him who

Understand

Topic: Boys

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Some boys love their toys

Lamborghini's are their joys

Though that doesn't work for me

I don't get excited about a logo on a key

Plying the soft soft curves

Of a woman takes more nerve

The only toy I'd want in my life

Would be that of a Stepford wife

Complete with an off / on switch

Programed to never bitch

Some might call me a weenie

But she rides just like a Lamborghini

Next Topic

Porn Star

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Watch her move

Hear her moan

It's a practiced art

All the while she's praying

This bloke won't make her fart

Topic: Pea in my nose

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his name is eric

and he's my uncle

and in the sixties

he had a kerfuffle

at a fancy restaurant, no less

when ev'ry head was turned

he stuffed peas in his nose

and screamed for it burned

grandpa yelled and

grandma laughed

and after the hospital trip

grandpa spanked his ass

true story, 'cept uncle eric used raisins.

next topic: family fun

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Night at the Joneses

They're shooting the breeze

Old Uncle Willy's playing spoons on his knees

The dogs'll get their fill

On Mama's tater salad

That there's the end of my

Fun family ballad

Topic: Shoot the messenger

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She told me he cheated

She told me he lied

She told me she was the other woman

as she cried, cried, cried

I looked calm

I looked cool

I told myself I wasn't a fool

He told me he cheated

He told me he lied

He told me she was the other woman

as they died, died, died

Next Topic: Foxy Lady

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Driving down back roads

Looking for a spot

Me staying cool

You getting hot

No A/C in your old sedan

So I take my dress

And I make a fan

Me staying cool

You getting hot

Driving down back roads

Looking for a spot

Topic: Wind chimes

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Wind chimes

Out of time

With this aged

Heart of mine

Nature's beat

Two left feet

Dance or just

Accept defeat

Topic: Sultry

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She strolled into the barroom

Gave the men a jolt

Magnetic as the north pole

Long-legged as a colt

They'd never seen a woman

Look so good in red

But one of them would learn the truth

Later on in bed

Sultry Sadie

Loved her kicks

She'd look around

And take her pick

She loved to show

The men her trick

Sultry Sadie

Had a dick

Topic: In a year from now

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In a year from now

I'll be a year older

Just older, no wiser,

My bones that much colder

My eyesight more faded

My muscles more slack

More hair up my nose

In my ears, on my back

But I'll still be busy

There's plenty to do

And, with any luck

I'll be happier too.

Topic: Signs of Christmas

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Maybe it's me but the mood seems deranged

Though all of the holiday signs are the same

The church has a manger, seems Santa still comes

But no one appears to be having much fun

Topic: Why not have Christmas in summer

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"Why not have Christmas in Summer"?

Santa surveyed the small elf

"If you want your Christmas in Summer,

You can do the whole thing by yourself!"

"See, the nights are shorter in Summer

Reindeers can run just so fast

An exploding reindeer's a bummer

So stick your ideas up your @ss"

Topic: Resolutions

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Resolve to have no resolutions

Resolve to keep all of your faults

Resolve to tell others to mind their own business

Yes, go ahead, tell them all off

For where would you be without issues

Without cigarettes, fast food and booze

Resolve to have no resolutions

For without them, you've nothing to lose

Topic: Strawberry surprise

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Our strawberry surprise is full of jam

And chips of chocolate, marzipan

Cherries, eggs and lots of cream

No strawberry to be seen

Topic: Vegetable surprise

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A treat, no meat, she did declare

As she laid it on the table

I said, no thanks and found out quick

Vegans are unstable

Topic: It's good for you

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It's good for you to pet me

I might even stoop to purring

But you don't really 'get' me

If that's what you're inferring

Topic:

I love a parade

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I love a parade

A nice stream of things

Like Easter and Thanksgiving

Or when I told you to leave

I love a parade

I just sit and watch the procession

Sheets, clothes, lamps and shoes

Bye-bye to your possessions

I love a parade

All is at my command

Short, tall, lean, or large

Have my choice of good men

Next Topic: I See London, I See France

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I see London I see France

I see Cairo I see murmansk

I see my house and the cars in my yard

I can see alot on Google Earth

Next Topic- Chicken soup for the ______

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Chicken soup for the old ones

Who have no teeth to chew

Fast food for the children

Steak for me and you

Next topic: When the snow is melting

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Sometimes it rains

Sometimes it pours

When it comes to weather

Bad news comes in fours

First comes the cold

Then blistering wind

It is no surprise

We stay huddled within

Third is the snow

Several feet a day

So when it melts

We all float away!

Next Topic: If the Shoe Fits...?

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If the shoe fits

Go ahead and wear it

I've got another

I can surely spare it

Don't need the thing to walk

To skip, or dance or run

Only got one foot

I only need the one

Topic: Magic Marker

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I got a Magic Marker

And I'm going to use it

Mom said it's mine

But I can't abuse it

I marked Daddy's shirts

I marked Mummy's car

I marked my little brother

With a tattoo like a star

I'm going to mark my sister

So people know she's mine

This Marker's truly Magic

And I'm having a great time

Topic: Fingers to the bone

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Fingers to the bone

Pressing into flesh

Pumping, pumping, pumping

Cardiac arrest

Topic: Sticks and stones

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Sticks and stones and telephones

And texts that hurt like hell

The teenage years are years of pain

That never go too well

And then the trouble really starts

As failure brings her pain

And deep inside, her lonely heart

Wants teenage angst again

Topic: Bastard

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He appeared so darling

As pure as driven snow

As gentle as a puppy

How was I to know?

Drinking in my kindness

His head upon my lap

The bastard pulled me deeper

Inside his deadly trap

Topic: Grey woolen scarf

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i went through her drawers

every weekend we'd visit

she had really classy stuff

pearls with silver, gold and gems

among old, foreign monies

mementos of his undying love

but near the box of letters

and next to the woolen grey scarf,

my favorite, the leather gloves

next topic: wishing upon a star

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Wishing upon a star

That which we crave

For what we bereave

For a dream too far

Wishing upon a star

Quest of our desire

The hope to acquire

The taste of nectar

Wishing upon a star

Sowing a seed to start

A spark from the heart

A wish of what we are

Next Topic

What lies beneath

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What lies beneath my silken drawers

May be what nature most abhors

A vacuum? Nay! A part of me

That frightens all that care to see

I must admit, it's pretty grim

I showed my Dad, it frightened him

It made my Sister run a mile

But not my Mum. It made her smile.

Next topic: Dish washer

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