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Mr Distraction

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Mr Distraction last won the day on July 27

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About Mr Distraction

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    My own little world!
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    Love motorbikes!
    Martial Arts
    Enjoy cooking mainly Indian dishes and a couple of Chinese ones as well! Not great at it but usually edible lol!
    I love to write and I am always learning!

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  • Lyricist, Composer or Both?
    Lyricist
  • Musical Influences?
    Lots of stuff but love Deep Purple,I don't write like them but love the music! Brought up on it lol!

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  1. Mr Distraction

    Rhymes 8

    As the world awakes To a Sunrise full of hope The rays shine down upon us Giving us the will to cope Soak them up please people Let them bring you joy Let the love shine through Too every girl and boy I added a pic of Sunrise from my deck🙂 Next topic Old Guitar
  2. Mr Distraction

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    I was lost at sea Yeah the See of love Nothing to look at But the clouds above Drifting, drifting aimlessly Driven by the breeze Waves of emotion licked my soul Time just seemed to freeze Then I landed upon a shore I squeezed my toes in to the sand I thought get over it boy Your new destiny is at hand Next topic Isolation
  3. Mr Distraction

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    Xfiles! Fact or fiction? Molder n Scully on a mission Too save the world from Aliens You never know they might be friends Come from the stars to show us the way To actually live in peace one day yeah! Right! Next topic Blow up Dolls or sheep haha your choice! 😂
  4. Mr Distraction

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    Chocolate Pizza! Yuk! you must be crazy as f i wouldnt eat it sounds like s now get me a curry make sure you hurry next topic buffy the vampire slayer
  5. Mr Distraction

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    I went to an auto show Filled with cars and pretty girls They had cars in all sorts of shapes And from all around he world But! And I must be honest It was the girls that caught my eye See I'm a hard core biker And I was born to ride Next topic Bumping Uglies
  6. Mr Distraction

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    Up n down we go Through the deep deep snow Bridging the cravass slipping on our ass the cold it is so numbing as we go mountain climbing next topic Fishing
  7. Mr Distraction

    Rhymes 8

    Oh! God I'm such a sexy beast If you saw me your eyes would feast Upon this body so fit and strong Liisten to me coz I'm not wrong I workout most days of the week Im not joking your knees would go weak haha I'm just having some fun If you saw me you'd probably run Next topic Working out
  8. Mr Distraction

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    Small marsupials can bite! ouch! They carry thier young in a pouch I had a Gerbal he was called Micky The bloody little bugger often bit me Last seen running away from my cat He was a bugger but he didn't deserve that RIP Micky Next topic Grease monkey
  9. I wrote this one Christmas for some reason? not sure why now but just a silly me one haha Grumpy Neighbor I have such a grumpy neighbour He’s such a whining git He never stops his moaning The whingeing whining shit His bitching has no time frame The morning or afternoon They should do us all a favour And send him to the moon One day he came a knocking Quite loudly on my door To my surprise when I opened it He was flat out on the floor He had an empty bottle Clasped tightly in his hand It was such a fine sunny day I left him to get tanned Next day he was very angry And I know I shouldn’t laugh But his head was big and puffy N as red as a baboons arse He said that he would get me And that I shouldn’t mock For on his head I had drawn In 30+ a big fat hairy c*ck Ha ha ha ha I nearly pissed myself Go on sod off you old git! Well I think he learned his lesson Coz so far he’s not been back Told him if there's a next time I’ll draw a big fat hairy crack Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ho ho ho ho ho
  10. HI another one for today. The Bridge is in 2 parts sort of and is Sort of narrated? Life Without Her V I'm getting used to it That doesn't mean I like it My days are empty now Seems there’s nothing I can do V We used to talk a lot Until the day we went silent I want to talk with her Will I have the words to say C Life without her is not easy With so many hours in a day Life without her is not easy I loved the games we played She would tease me n please me Are those days gone? 2 part bridge I wish I could find the words That would put us right I know they exist That’s the way we are It's a risk, but I'm going to say it I love her no matter what Friends forever I know it That’s all I've got Will it be enough? C Life without her is not easy With so many hours in a day Life without her is not easy I loved the games we played She would tease me n please me Are those days gone? V/Outro I'm getting used to it That doesn't mean I like it My days are empty now I don't want to move on Are those days gone?
  11. Hi Hope ya Like My Childs Smile V When I look into her eyes All I see is innocence An enquiring mind Behind a face full of questions V When I listen to her laugh All I hear is happiness A precious moment That never grows old for me Never grows old for me C She is the rushing wind through my hair She is the morning sun that warms my face She brings to me a sense of purpose My child’s smile that’s all it takes V When I see her smiling All I see is gentleness Unconditional love That takes my breath away V When I see her sleeping All I see is peacefulness A trusting bond Knowing she’s safe from harm She’s safe from harm C She is the rushing wind through my hair She is the morning sun that warms my face She brings to me a sense of purpose My child’s smile that’s all it takes B She knows that I am here for her She knows that she’s my precious one She knows that there's no obstacle That I could not – would not - overcome Outro (slight pause between these lines) She’s is the rushing wind Through my hair She’s is the morning sun That warms my face She takes my breath away My child’s smile, is all it takes
  12. Mr Distraction

    Rhymes 8

    Chubby Checker done the twist Chubby Brown couldn't do this He's a porker it wouldn't look right Doing the twist in clothes so tight Ones a comic the other a singer A laugh is what one will bring ya The other will make you dance Like a twat in a trance But appreciate them both for what they do Bring the joy and laughter to you Sorry a bit of a crappy one but I tried haha Next topic Small marsupial's
  13. Mr Distraction

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    Here it is haha, a bit rude and I don't mean to break the rules of the site but please enjoy! Just have a laugh hahaha all in good fun guys!
  14. Mr Distraction

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    Haha I will find a link for you! Dollies Rockets
  15. Mr Distraction

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    Boy! Did I have a scary dream last night I dreamt I was in a life and death fight With Dolly Parton! boy she can hit She took out a tooth with her left tit I ducked n dived I bobbed n weaved I could see in her face she was getting peeved It went on round after round Until she finally knocked me to the ground I said! Dolly please give me a break I can't take no more titties to the face She laughed and said you must be joking I woke up after that coughing an choking I must admit it was a beautiful dream I hope I didn't wake the neighbors with my scream The moral of this rhyme I guess is this Dont! I repeat don't piss off Dolly haha Next topic Dollies Rockets haha (Short Order Kook look up Roy and Dolly song) This should be interesting one I hope 😂
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