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MrFitz

Raindrops on roses?!

I was watching some of my fav vids on youtube and was watching some performance poetry and watched a few videos by Tim Clare - an english poet/ukulele player and he had the ingenius idea of this song:

and to get the creative juices i had a go at doing the same and i thought... why dont i put this to the musers...

write a new verse for favourite things changing the word thing as well - like in the video mings, kings, bings, etc

anyways heres my most recent attempt:

that girl with the pink hair blue, hair or yellow

the one with tongue stud obsessed with red Jello

Those gothic girls coverd in tatoos and rings

These are a few of my scariest flings.

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I'll give it a try

Schoolboys with pants hanging down past their asses

Young girls who text while they're driving to classes

Twilight and MySpace and Robitripping

These are a few of youth's worst offerings

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Great fun MrFitz!

Old Rupert Murdoch and all of his cronies

Fox TV news with it’s legion of phonies

Corrupt politicians on left and right wings

These are a few of my worst human beings

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Great fun MrFitz!

Old Rupert Murdoch and all of his cronies

Fox TV news with it’s legion of phonies

Corrupt politicians on left and right wings

These are a few of my worst human beings

Go Johnnie, go. Love it!

Ella and Billie and Dizzy Gillespie

The one made of rope that Dad hung from our old tree

The couple who claimed they weren't into such things

These are a few of my favorite swings

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Jerk in that car park who took out my headlight

Senile old lady who ran through the red light

Dented front fenders, back bumper's missing

These are a few of my car's biggest dings

When I'm drinking

And I'm driving

Through the neighborhood

The chances I cause a few dings of my own

Are actually pretty good

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:lol: A twofer..Great!!! This is therapeutic :lol:

That night she hit seven and finally stopped countin'

Nichole at the end of the movie Cold Mountain

Silky red undies and fish-net stockings

These are a few of my favorite schwings

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I think it's just you and me, Johnnie. Oh well, a couple of great minds don't need a crowd for entertainment.

Chains with medallions and chunk diamond earrings

Rings that Liz Taylor wouldn't be caught dead wearing

Rap stars with Bentleys and gold recordings

These are a few drastic cases of bling

He's got money

He's got bitches

Cognac and Patron

And if he should fall off his gold plated yacht

He'll sink like a blinking stone

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Abso-sloot-ly right...but where's MrFitz? He's bailed on us... :lol:

Billy Bob Thornton so sweet and demented

David took aim and his fame was cemented

That drink made with Gin and Benedictine

These are a few Of my favorite slings

I was woozy

She's a floozy

I don't give a damn

She's got my money and I got a roll

Took me for what I am

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Last one for the road for now.

Elvis and Jesus just outside Atlanta

Men in Black spotted with Alien Santa

Mothman in London, Bigfoot in Bejing

These are a few of my fav'rite sightings

They are out there

In the shadows

When I'm feeling blue

I simply remember what Scully learned too

Conspiracies do come true

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Abso-sloot-ly right...but where's MrFitz? He's bailed on us... :lol:

Haha I havent bailed on you - well ok kinda!! - i went backpacking across italy was hard to erm post with no internet connection! But Ive got one!

My child has strange ears and his legs are too short

his face is green and he has a big wort

he does not look like his other sibling

The trolls have given me a changeling!

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Backpacking in Italy! I shall never forgive you... :lol: Nice one!

First there was Goldie she wore a bikini

Then Barbara Eden, Wow, what a Genie

Suzanne Somers and that thigh-master thing

These are my favorite blonde ding-a-lings

Kinda ritzy,

sorta Ditzy

in a sexy way

Bosoms like theirs I don't give a care

They're in heart to stay

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