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Question: Who tires you out?

A good lover.

Question: If Captain John Silver told you he had a powerful fear of hanging, how would you respond?

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A: Arrrrrrrr.....

Q: Would you be in favour of having just one democratically elected government for the world ?

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Q: Would you be in favour of having just one democratically elected government for the world ?

I believe that would be a "utopia." Although I sometimes classify myself as an eternal optimist, I don't really see that as a feasible concept.

Question: How much wood would you chuck if you were a woodchuck?

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A: Not a heck of a lot, I'd first have to compete against corporate forestry companies for lumber rights, then I'd have to wade through all the bureaucratic red tape. Then if I got that far, I'd have to find a market that didn't have prohibitive trade tariffs, and then once that was done, I'd have to fight the environmentalists in court and get a ruling in my favour to be allowed to chuck wood without protests and harassment.

Q: Do you think life was a lot less stressful 200 years ago then it is today ?

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Q: Do you think life was a lot less stressful 200 years ago then it is today ?

No.

Question: If you believe in forever, then is life just a one-night-stand?

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A: Sure, though it's getting past that awkward moment first thing in the morning.

Q: What is the title and name of the artist, of the last song you listened to ?

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Q: What is the title and name of the artist, of the last song you listened to ?

Little Less Conversation - Elvis!

Question: Why don't you believe Elvis is dead?

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Question: Why don't you believe Elvis is dead?

Because his spaceship is parked in my back yard.

Question: Can dreams predict the future?

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Question: Can dreams predict the future?

I think they are a reflection of what we think will be in the future -- and sometimes we're right.

Question: What song are you listening to right now?

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Question: What song are you listening to right now?

The sounds of a very noisy printer.

Question: When was your last mani/pedi?

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A: Can't say I ever have had eaither procedure, but as an older male, please feel free to ask about my latest prostate examination.

Q: Was the sun shining for you today ?

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Q: How do you handle assholes?

Swift kick in the keister.

Question: Are you in love with Planet Earth?

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I love you, Planet Earth. I'm just not IN love with you. But we can still be friends. I'll be cleaning up the river this weekend. Maybe I'll see you there...

Question: Do you know anyone who has sold a song that got released by a major label?

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I don't know if this counts but, at a wine festival in Simsbury, CT, back in the very early 70's, I chatted briefly with Mary Chapin Carpenter (okay, not a chat really, more of a "wow, I really love your stuff" to which she might have replied "Thank you"). She'd performed at the festival but was still an unknown at the time. If that doesn't count then I can admit to never knowing anyone who got signed to a major label.

Q: Do you do it for love or do you do it for money?

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For love (unless you are talking about my job!)

Question: Where would you like to visit?

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Start here

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Then go here

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Then maybe here

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And here

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When do we leave?

Q: Where would you like to visit?

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Q: Where would you like to visit?

I might start off here, Churchill Manitoba

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And then maybe up that creek in the Amazon

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And then cool off with a quick jaunt up that Everest hill

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Followed with a relaxing dip in the Cribbean pool with the fishies

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Q: Where have you been ?

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Oh, gosh.. let's see .. umm.. here's some places .. (other than the UK)

Born in Malaya

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Cyprus (3 1/2 years)

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Helsinki

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Barcelona

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Actually, forget Euro cities .. Rome, Venice, Paris, Madrid ... etc..

Marrakesh

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Bloody Oklahoma

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For Texas see above, plus this guy who wanted to give my Australian friend a ticket, but it was cool because he thought Australia and Austria were the same country:

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San Francisco

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New York

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Actually, forget, US cities ..

Malta

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..

OK, I give up (the board only let's me post this many images!)

... I've been everywhere, man :P

Question: What instrument do you not play and wish you could?

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I can almost say guitar but not quite as I'm learning so....Piano.

Q: Based on your experiences, what nationality of peoples do you consider the friendliest, on average.

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Drunk Australian nurses can be very friendly...

Question: What have you done lately that was dumb?

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Forgot to take my phone with me. For the umpteenth time.

What's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said?

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Your face or mine ?

Q: What constitutes foreplay to you ?

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Q: What constitutes foreplay to you ?

That would be telling! :ph34r:

Question: Take it or leave it?

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A: I'll take it, 'cause you then always have the option of leaving it, whereas if you just leave it, it's finale you have no option.

Q: Is it logical to have options ?

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Well, it's illogical to paint yourself into a corner (unless it's a great corner with someone very nice indeed!)

Question: When was the last time you felt utterly carefree?

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Rome, 2009. My feet were sore and my back ached but I didn't have a care in the world.

Q: What do you worry about most?

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I don't have any long-term worries that come to mind, so my worries are small ones, really. My life has been in a state of flux for a while, and I worry about delays in terms of things settling down again now that I can see an end in sight.

Question: When the world is at its darkest, what do you fall back on?

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Myself.

Q: If you were able to choose a season to die in, which season would it be?

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Spring .... 2525.

Question: What are the things you NEED in life?

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Room to breathe, access to a hot bath, and a cold beer after work.

Q: Are you a good dancer?

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Q: Are you a good dancer?

We all are, in our dreams.

Question: Who is your favorite folk hero?

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A: Tommy Douglas

Q: What song have you never grown tired of hearing?

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Q: What song have you never grown tired of hearing?

O Them Golden Slippers

Question: Did you watch "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest?"

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No Sary - One POTC movie was enough for me :P

Did you like the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series?

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Can't say that I saw a single episode. But I have heard of it.

Q: What is your favorite part of your body?

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Q: What is your favorite part of your body?

My toenails.

Question: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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A: Eeek!!! I'm lactose intolerant.

Q: Is it raining where you are?

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Forgot to take my phone with me. For the umpteenth time.

What's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said?

A: I'm a cute girl. I could say "Boogers-poopy-caca" and guys would still want my number.

Q: Do you have a dirty mind?

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Q: Do you have a dirty mind?

It could sure use a shower, it hasn't been out of my skull for 20 years.

How do you read the word read?

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How do you read the word read?

Within context.

Question: Would you rather be Hannibal the Carthaginian or Alexander the Great?

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I'd rather be Hannibal the Cannibal or in Alexander's Ragtime Band.

What's the quare root of red?

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What's the quare root of red?

A: I'm not sure, but apparently "quare" is an Irish variant of "queer" which may be used as an politically incorrect word, so this may be a reach but I would surmise that it's part of a upstart gay Irish Communist faction

Q: Is there a bustle in your hedgerow ? and is that cause for you to be alarmed ?

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Q: Is there a bustle in your hedgerow ? and is that cause for you to be alarmed ?

Yes, nope. Not scared. Keeps me on my toes.

Question: Is all the glitters gold? and are you trying to buy your way to heaven?

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All that glitters is not gold,often have you heard that told.

If there was a way to do that i would do so, but unfortunately there isn't. Thus, i am thankful to god.

Q: When putting on shoes, do you put on the left one or right one first?

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Q: When putting on shoes, do you put on the left one or right one first?

Usually, the right one.

Question: What is your guilty pleasure?

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Question: What is your guilty pleasure?

Right now, it's watching the first season of '24' on Netflix. Each episode being an hour in real-time, that will eventually equate to 24 hours of my life dedicated to someone else's story. Sigh.

Question: What is something that never fails to cheer you up?

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Question: What is something that never fails to cheer you up?

A hug. Chocolate. Katt Williams. Any combination :P

Question: How often do you shake the sugar tree?

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As often as I can.

Q: Would you ever get cosmetic surgery? If so, on what?

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Do teeth count? If so, I'd get bright, white, young person teeth :)

Question: What's in your pocket?

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