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NigeQ

Muse Quirks V

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Time to start anew, Muse Quirks IV was getting big. Here's the explanation from Shaun:

How this link works:you know when you enter onto the principal page of the forum, like here.... On the right hand side you get the "last post info" for each forum, which is a shortened version of the last post title and the Poster's name. Well sometimes this unwittingly creates an amusing phrase. If you spot a particularly amusing one, you post it here. NigeQ lives for this stuff... :lol:;)

ShaunMadrid :)

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Hello I'm back again I hav... Salley Gardens

:blink::blink::o Oh no! The Mad Musemuse Kidnapper is on the loose again - Still I'm sure we can rustle up 10, 20, 30, 50 or maybe even a dollar to get Salley back :lol:

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Removing postings.......

NigeQ recommends, that the first solution to try is rubbing alcohol. Place the posting on top of a clean white towel. Be sure to test in a hidden spot before applying rubbing alcohol to the permanent posting. Blot rubbing alcohol onto the posting. The towel underneath will become wet and discolored from the posting. Be sure to move the posting to a clean dry section to the towel as this happens. Continue until no more posting can be removed. Make sure you rinse the posting completely free of the rubbing alcohol.

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What one liners stick in your ...Fish Paste

Too many, I must get a decent lid for the jar

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Thinking of a tour - need op ... JFDI

Blimey Lorelei, don't you have health insurance to pay for the operation? :blink:

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What to get? Joan

Well, if you are stuck for ideas I hear she likes scented candles and bubble bath :)

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Name That Muser . . . bubblingsoul

First a push claim the name Denise - and now this??? ;) Hmmmmmm. Can't believe I'm all THAT popular! :P:lol:

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This is VERY funny sheriff

Len runs out of excuses when he is found naked in the shopping mall ......... again

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This is VERY funny sheriff

Len runs out of excuses when he is found naked in the shopping mall ......... again

<_<

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What one liners stick in your Gravity Jim

In his own inimitable fashion Mr Spock discusses human quick fire humor with his captain :)

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And indeed, What are the implications of a NigeQ?

Well, a queue of Nige's would be a strange thing indeed. The only time I can recall something similar is when John Malchovich (sp?) entered his own head in Being John Malchovich. So I guess the implication is that we're two thirds through Being NigeQ.

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I Have Bowman

Yet another ransom note from the notorious Musesuse kidnap gang :o

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And indeed, What are the implications of a NigeQ?

Well, a queue of Nige's would be a strange thing indeed. The only time I can recall something similar is when John Malchovich (sp?) entered his own head in Being John Malchovich. So I guess the implication is that we're two thirds through Being NigeQ.

Just wondered into my head...DannyDep

First John Malkovich, then Nige, now DannyDep. Oh the perils of an open mind. :blink:

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For fans of the Beatles and Me... By: Monte

Monte, the fifth Beatle? :blink:

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Match the Melody 2 Len

ok I'll give it a go (Think Monty Python’s Spam sketch)

Len Len Len Len

Len Len Len Len

Lovely Len! Wonderful Len!

Len Le-e-e-e-e-en Len Le-e-e-e-e-en Len

Lovely Len! Lovely Len! Lovely Len! Lovely Len! Lovely

Len! Len Len Len Len!

There! I feel better now :lol:

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Match the Melody 2 Len

ok I'll give it a go (Think Monty Python’s Spam sketch)

Len Len Len Len

Len Len Len Len

Lovely Len! Wonderful Len!

Len Le-e-e-e-e-en Len Le-e-e-e-e-en Len

Lovely Len! Lovely Len! Lovely Len! Lovely Len! Lovely

Len! Len Len Len Len!

There! I feel better now :lol:

It's all gone Being John Malkovich again! :lol:

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Website Redesign is UP! weirdrelatives

Look! When I said "Stick it where the sun don't shine" there was no need to take it out on poor old aunt Maud :o:o

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"From the files of Lyrix"

You better b'lieve that s@#$ is top secret. :ph34r:

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I lift up my finger and I say NiqeQ

Of course if you pull my finger I'll make a different sound!

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Confession -- I'm becoming...Simple Simon

I cannot deny that lately I have been drinking lots of bottled Heineken and talking b*ll*cks ;) ;) ;)

Note: I hope I have put enough ;) emoticons to show that I am joking - everyone one knows that Simon really drinks Corona :lol:

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MmmmMMmmMmm Coronaaaa...... If only I could afford such luxuries B)

(psst, Nige... what's with the asterisks in bollocks?)

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(psst, Nige... what's with the asterisks in bollocks?)
It looks funnier :) and I must set a good example to the youngsters on the board ;)

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.... and I must set a good example to the youngsters on the board ;)

B ;) ll ;) cks!

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Do you believe... Len

No, would you? :P

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The hose is not a home

Try telling that to those wood lice and earwigs in the winter!! :blink:

Could this be typo of he year? ;)

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Software that writes music for ... the SongCabinet.

Hum, I'm not an expert but don't you think the market for that might be a little small?

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If My Heart Should Break Erica Jennings

I apologise in advance. You see, my heart keeps leaping out the 5th floor window and Ms Jennings works on the flower stall below. It's only a matter of time.....

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Muse Quirks V NigeQ

(It was the start of another quiet night at the Bognor Wrestling Arena...)

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Muse Quirks V Len

Clearly Muse Quirks pummelled NigeQ's head and now goes through to the next round - I love this WWE (formerly WWF) stuff :)

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Muse Quirks V Len

Clearly Muse Quirks pummelled NigeQ's head and now goes through to the next round - I love this WWE (formerly WWF) stuff :)

You're right! It's Muse Quirks V NigeQ again.

You're up again mate :)

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Lyric contest rules kimberlynnc.

While I am sure these contests are important and valuable, I think it is of real concern when they become obsessive for vulnerable individuals. (with apologies to Kim ;) )

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Software that writes music for...Alistair S

Hmm :unsure: sounds a bit specialized but it’s amazing what they can do on computers these days <_<

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Software that writes music for...Alistair S

Hmm :unsure: sounds a bit specialized but it’s amazing what they can do on computers these days <_<

Don't be too surprised... I heard that all they did was rebadge Software the writes music for ... Donovan ;)

(Forgive me Alistair !)

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Passing through DonnaMarilyn

another track from the Singing Prune ;)

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"Ice Cold Eddy"

Mates with Jack "The Hat" McVitie maybe?

is mates a noun

or a verb?

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You ain't goin' nowhere . . . daddio <_<

Welcome to America . . . daddio :rolleyes:

Yolandalay . . . kimberlyinnc :ph34r:

Still limpin' on - LIVE! . . . NigeQ :P

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How To Make A Star

By: neuroron

I’ve read this, it’s great! First of all you purchase a Large Hadron Collider (there’s loads on ebaY). Then get a few atoms spinning round 2 separate tubes until they reach a speed close to that of light. Then throw the big red lever that re-routes all the atoms so they are on a collision course with each other and:

BANG!

If you ask him nicely God may show you one that He prepared earlier ;)

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The Man Who Never Was .. Len

Oh, pity the man who never was Len

What was that fella's name again?

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Much too much ... Neuroron

Bit harsh that :huh: I mean, the guy just wants to help.

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12 members are celebrating their birthday today

mkaynan(81), mEaNsToAnEnD(29), Etromania(33), Spaceman Spliff(39), sharthejoysheila(50), moedecker(56), keihan(42), SpookySharen(48), Addicted To Your Allure(19), lostnomore(50), Bia(27), Gus(22)

Holy smokes! - this must be some kind of record!

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